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I believe the race of wookies to be the saviors of mankind, and because of this belief I will have life eternal on the milenium falcoln. You rebel because you have been tricked by Darth Sidious.

Atheists, convert now, or stay on the dark side.

What do you believe now Atheists?

2007-03-02 01:45:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

Aw c'mon Sean! I just got converted to Classical Polytheism in the hope of avoiding Hades! Now I have to worry about a place with no electricity? It's too much pressure on an old man, I tell you.

2007-03-02 01:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAT 6 · 2 0

Do I get a blaster and a light saber? Are the bathrooms working in the Falcon? Eternity is a long time when you have to drop presents...

Darth Sidious? I think you need to get your records straight. Darth Sidious is a false prophet.

Follow the Truth... Follow the wookie...

2007-03-02 09:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1 0

But what if your wrong and I'm right?
I believe that the wookies are not the saviors, and they are just a trick from Darth Sidious to confuse us.

But hey, as long as I can keep drinking, it's all good.

2007-03-02 09:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 1 0

Yes, and you will be a slave of the Wookie Lords. Word of advice, stick a wide board in the seat of your pants because they only have one use for thier slaves, yes, they have found a way to procreate through the poop shoot.

2007-03-02 09:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1 0

Who wants to spend life eternal on the Millennium Falcon?

Does Han Solo stay young forever...?

2007-03-02 10:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the foce is strong with this one.
i am an atheist - because god is the most ridicules thing i have ever heard - i have no problems with life evolving on other planets - and that life can be more intelligent - so lets hope they do save man kind.
in the mean time may the force be with you

2007-03-02 10:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by cool321steve 3 · 1 0

At least I've SEEN Wookies, so immediately it seems slightly plausible.

2007-03-02 09:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The Rebels know they were tricked and now the Rebels fight the Sith.

2007-03-02 10:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1 0

I would find it easier to worship wookies than the god of Abraham.

2007-03-02 09:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by Vegan 7 · 1 0

You made the claim now prove it!
Till then you are just another lying conman and a fraud as far as I can tell...or simply deluded, (maybe you've been watching too many scary movies)

2007-03-02 09:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 1 0

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