Dear lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods,
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
I"ll beat him to death,
amen
2007-03-02 01:38:17 · 33 answers · asked by tess 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL V funny 8/10
2007-03-02 01:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-03-02 01:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
2007-03-03 07:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale 1-5 that's a 5. It is hilarious.
2007-03-02 01:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny 5/10
2007-03-02 02:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but not the best about a 6
2007-03-02 01:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Really Funny.
2007-03-02 01:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by carbinge 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not. my rating would be 1.
2007-03-02 01:51:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something my mom would say.To true.10
2007-03-02 01:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..10/10 man..i will ask tha god for strength too..to beat up guys whom r not proper..lolxx..
2007-03-02 02:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋