Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-feckin-believable!"
2007-03-02 01:35:27 · 7 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahahahaha! That is un-feckin-believably funny!!
Hxx
2007-03-02 02:16:32 · answer #1 · answered by rainy-h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer this version
A keen betting man gets home from work one night and hears a voice.
The voice tells him, 'Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go gambling in Las Vegas.'
The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing happens.
The voice tells him, 'Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go gambling in Las Vegas.' Again the man ignores the voice, though he is very troubled by the event.
Every day, day after day, the man hears the same voice when he gets home from work, 'Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go gambling in Las Vegas.'
Each time the man hears the voice he becomes increasingly upset. Finally, after two weeks, he succumbs to the pressure. He does quit his job, sells his house, takes his money and heads to Vegas.
The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice tells him, 'Go to Harrah's.' So, he hops in a cab and rushes over to Harrah's.
As soon as he sets foot in the casino, the voice tells him, 'Go to the roulette table.' The man does as he is told.
When he gets to the roulette table, the voice tells him, 'Put all your money on 17.'
Nervously, the man cashes in his money for chips and then puts them all on 17.
The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette wheel. Around and around the ball caroms.
The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed until finally it settles into number . . . 21.
The voice says quietly, 'BUGGER!!!.'
2007-03-02 10:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is tooooooo long and not funny
2007-03-02 09:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just don't give up your day job...but you did have me going for awhile..he he.errr ok its a one
2007-03-02 09:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
reaally not funny ATALL
2007-03-02 11:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by bonbondar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst joke i ever heard!
2007-03-02 13:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it, well i dont think i get it anyway
2007-03-02 11:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋