2007-03-02 01:20:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
trick gum... now you're addicted to heroin, haha.
*i'm so cold*
2007-03-02 01:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A bunch of mathematicians at Cal-tech did some calculations and they figured out that in the year 2010.... the first day of the year will be a Friday the 13th!!!!!
(After they think about it a few seconds, they realize the first day is January 1.... at which point, duck)
2007-03-02 09:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Wrap everything on your coworkers desk in aluminum foil....everything!!! Pens, keyboard, file cabinets, chair....cheap too (get the foil at a $1 store).
2. Put tape underneath your co-workers mouse so it doesn't move.
3. Switch the monitor cables between two co-workers if you can. Funny to watch what happens when they try to log on.
2007-03-02 09:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Shutterbug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a fake oreo ...
eat the cream out of an oreo keep the chocolate cookies
then instead of cream put white soap squish it between the 2 cookies ask anyof ur friends if they want one becfause ur full
and then they'll eat it HAHAHAHAH!i've done it be4 my friends spit it out after like 4 sec. in they're mouths and then they laughed as i laughed with them it was awesome!
2007-03-02 09:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get up in the morning and pack someone a lunch like I do,send them with a raw egg instead of boiled.
2007-03-02 09:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the cream out of oreos and put in white toothpaste but make sure it is safe to eat.or don't we will not tell
2007-03-02 09:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the seat off the toilet, put see through citchen foil over the toilet pot, make sure its spanned so that there are no visible folds, put the seat back down.
keep a mop nearby.
2007-03-02 09:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by Joyce R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
freeze a can of shaving cream and put in your partner/friends desk, when it thaws it will cream all in it. (take lid off)
2007-03-02 09:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by cordellialynn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOK! YOUR MOM IS HERE!!!!!!
*turn around and leave* not that funny... but i did it to someone xD
2007-03-02 09:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell your parents ur pregnant!
2007-03-02 09:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋