A traveling salesman, in the middle of his two-week stint on the road, walks into a whxre house. The salesman whips out $300.00 and hands it to the Madam of the house.
"Give me the WORST lxy you have here." he says.
The Madam, looking confused, says, "But sir, for this kind of money, you can have one of my very BEST girls."
The salesman, not to be discouraged, says, "Please, I just want the WORST piece of axs in the house."
The Madam, now getting a bit upset replies, "Sir, for $300.00, you could get the best lxy of your life."
Sheepishly the salesman says, "I don't want the best lxy of my life. I'm not hxrny - I'm homesick!"
2007-03-02 00:39:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aw bless him, Oh it`s my hubby I recognise his sheepishness!!
Faf, lol
Loved it 10/10 Cheeky,
Tink x
2007-03-04 01:14:35 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
2007-03-03 07:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've recently started all of your questions by saying "Funny or not", and I'm sorry to tell you, that most of them fall into the "not" category. Just how or why these (what appear to be) little girls have to then waste time by typing in a row of "haha"s beats me - and NO, I'm NOT a miserable old git - I just prefer jokes to be funny. Sorry!
Oh, wait a minute, it's the time of day when the Americans take over the UK site, so THAT could be the answer!
2007-03-02 01:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL! you've got some incredibly hilarious jokes going around.. well done.. however, just a word of caution.. change the title for each of your joke.. else, someone might overlook some of ur jokes thinking that they have answered it.. anyway, thumbs up to u!
2007-03-02 01:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke. You're on a roll here, keep them coming. Nice to hear new jokes
2007-03-02 01:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-03-02 00:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by parkesmatt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, that's a good one.
2007-03-02 00:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA !!! Very funny. silly boy
2007-03-02 00:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xxxx ya!!
dis thin is kinda like xx BORING!!
O.K i'll chill on the nurd, it was damn right funny!
2007-03-02 00:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by Gagalitera 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes this one is funny
2007-03-02 03:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋