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I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband's smoking habit.

She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making lxve. She had gotten the idea from a classic movie they had both see on television called "Cold Turkey."

After about a week, I asked her how it was going.

"Well, not too bad," she said, getting up off of a pillow she had in her chair and limping towards the photocopy machine. "I have gotten him down to about a pack a night now."

2007-03-02 00:26:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Poor woman limping like that!!

Loved it 10/10 *

Tink x

2007-03-03 19:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

It made me chuckle and i am having a bad day!

2007-03-02 00:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by silent1 4 · 0 0

not as funny as the man who lived in a tyre- he got a puncture and now he lives in a flat...

2007-03-02 00:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Chris the barman 2 · 0 1

a bit predictable but not bad.

2007-03-04 04:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0 0

to smooth to move! lol!xx

2007-03-02 00:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by bells 3 · 0 0

yes it is quiet funny

2007-03-02 03:33:33 · answer #6 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0 0

Its ok

2007-03-02 00:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Siobhon W 1 · 0 0

Hell Ya!

2007-03-02 00:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0 0

nice one! lol

2007-03-02 00:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by farie gurl 2 · 0 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!

2007-03-02 01:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

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