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Three guys were on business trips to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon this harem with over 100 beautiful women.

They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will each die and in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Alright women, shoot his pxnis off!," said the sheik.

The sheik then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen," said the second man. "Alright women, burn his pxnis off!," said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

2007-03-02 00:23:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

I loved it, your usual excellence!!

10/10 an` a * 4 U

Tink x ;)

2007-03-03 19:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

10 stars

2007-03-02 08:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 0 0

Hilarious, just trying to imagine the big smile of the third man!

2007-03-02 08:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by jbothayer 2 · 0 0

Very funny

10/10

2007-03-02 10:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

He got to lick the Sheiks' peener?

2007-03-02 08:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A star for that one Mr Cuddles

2007-03-02 08:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0 0

CLAP CLAP CLAP another good 1 Chris has to be 10/10

2007-03-02 08:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands off.

2007-03-03 14:59:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ting 4 · 0 0

Funny.. but degrading to women.... as usual the women have being lowered to level where their not people but sex symbols

2007-03-02 08:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Maria C 1 · 1 1

10/10 well done

2007-03-02 08:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Al 6 · 0 0

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