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One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he's so glum.

"You wouldn't believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I give Snow White a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making pxssionate lxve to her right there in the woods, when suddenly she screams out, 'Ah yes'!"

"That's great!" the bartender excitedly replied to Prince Charming. "Then she is alive!"

Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming replied, "Nah. She faked it."

2007-03-02 00:19:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Lmao, Faf.

You know I loved this one first thing in the morning!

Tink x

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2007-03-03 19:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

4/5

2007-03-02 00:24:39 · answer #2 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0 1

Lol, gd one!
thought u might be interested, but in the original version of snow white, before it got tidied up, that is how prince charming really woke her up!the movement dislodged the seed out of her mouth! seriously!

2007-03-02 00:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by Saz 2 · 0 0

LMAO Chris now thats a good one and also new to me so thumbs up for you

2007-03-02 00:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

LMFSAO!!! Dood, that's funny shiz... anm stealing it to tell my fwends ;] hope ya don't mind! ;x ~thinks back to the joke~... Bahahahahaha ;D Brilliant!!

2007-03-02 00:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by ` [ [ E l i e B e a n ] ] ; ; 2 · 0 0

Funny!!!

2007-03-02 00:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0 0

lmao that was an awesome joke

2007-03-02 12:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by Loveangel 1 · 0 0

LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.

2007-03-02 09:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

gd joke buddy..haha

2007-03-02 03:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eh, not really that funny

2007-03-02 00:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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