An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
moods of a Man
Hxrny.
2007-03-02 00:16:30 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok more women read these then men from results of previous jokes entered girls now tell me what you want (joke wise girls keep it clean)
2007-03-02 17:51:23 · update #1
SOOO TRUE what can I say we are strange creatures but you wouldn't change us for the world lol
2007-03-02 00:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by Angel 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Eyes like black coal, hair would be the same. He takes me out once and next day remembers my name. Strong as an ox and muscles of steel, I'll come home from work and he's cooked me a meal. A great sense of humor and a mind like a trap, not afraid to stop for directions or go into 7-11 and buy a map. He's always complimenting me and can't wait til were wed, he's an angel during the day and a devil in bed. I'll marry this guy and ruin his life, wait I already did...for 26 years I've been his wife!!!!!
2007-03-09 19:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by poodlemama1965 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.. im not into all that kissy stuff, and if i saw a mouse i'd chace it, pick it up, and put it outside in a safe place, maybe put some food and water with it. I'm not afraid of wasps either. my cousin and i took baseball bats to a nest then when it fell down we grabbed it and ran (with glove on, ofcourse) and took it apart- basically disected it.. jff...(jff means just for fun incase u didnt no that...)
2007-03-08 09:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it clean....okay have it you`re way! Eeerrmmm A nice one to start my day. lol
But you know, you can flip that around sometimes!! You guys can`t have it all your own way!! What was the question? Oh yeah, I couldn`t possibly tell you what I want! It`s way too early in the morning!! ;)
Loved it, very cute and true. an` a * 4 U.
Tink x
2007-03-03 19:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear Chris, reverted to flirting ??, only joking, very good and true to the point, might even fall in love again.
2007-03-09 10:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!
2007-03-06 16:33:48 · answer #6 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg u cant get any better than that ... u summed up the whole female philosophy just in a couple of words u rock !!! and by the way men can b very disgusting it should have been
moods of a man
horny , nasty , annoying and in genaral ...straight up weird
2007-03-02 06:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Mishy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
True !! but hey you men can be more complicated too what can i say we women know what we want we just change our mind alot lol
2007-03-09 05:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit the nail on the head
2007-03-02 00:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one keep them coming x
2007-03-08 07:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by lucy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋