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I was with OJ looking for the real killer.

2007-03-01 23:59:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I had to bathe my turtles!

2007-03-02 00:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by Roubini 5 · 0 0

LOL it really is easily real: One time I used the very undeniable truth that the clock had to get replaced because of daylight hours mark downs time....became out the clock had to be set decrease back and that i'd were in an hour early no longer overdue. I were given fantastically embarrassed even as they extra it to my interest (word TO SELF: Use mind even as making excuses)

2016-11-26 23:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

And OJ still belives that he's going to find him...on a golf course!

2007-03-03 13:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Commander 3 · 0 0

I wasn't late you were early.

Umm, I never recieved a time.

I took some tylenol and was knocked out.

A little girl lost her kitty.....I watched them save it.

I didn't pay my electricity soooo I couldn't see the time on my clock.

2007-03-02 00:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by lonnie 3 · 1 0

No such thing as excuses
there are only reasons...
But if you need one, here's one:
I am never late nor am I ever early...
I arrive precisely at the time I choose to arrive...
Let's see how far that one will get you

2007-03-02 00:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I had two plants that are completely dependent on me. And someone whom I have assigned as caretaker gave them one quart of water more than specified.

2007-03-02 00:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My grandmother overslept. So I couldn't get someone to bath and dress me up for school. (Depends with your age and gender too)

2007-03-02 00:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by tariro s 2 · 0 0

I got a lift with my m8

2007-03-02 00:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0 0

I have diarrhea & I couldn't get out of the toilet on time.

2007-03-02 00:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by Smutty 6 · 0 0

i had to take someone to the hospital he was hit on the road by someone and left there...(hit and run)

youl be a hero for nothing.....just me and you know

2007-03-02 00:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by nasserprofessional 1 · 0 0

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