i know many jokes but i can remember none of them:(
2007-03-01 23:49:52 · 11 answers · asked by sopka_bobo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you :)
2007-03-02 00:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by miss carter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place your bet, joke anyone?
”The Horses are at the Starting gate”
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big ****
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
”And away they go!…”
”Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs, Big **** is in a very dangerous spot.”
In the back stretch:
”It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big **** is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big ****.”
Around the final turn:
”Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big **** is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.”
At The Finish:
”It's Big **** giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big **** has to offer. It looks like a dead heat.”
“It’s Big ****!”
“Big ****!”
“Oh wait, Passionate Lady is coming!”
“Passionate Lady is coming!”
“But Big **** comes through with one final sprint and …wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.”
”The winner, Big **** by a head.”
“Clean Sheets never had a chance!”
2007-03-02 07:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't post my favorite but here's a good one.
A man isn't feeling well so he goes to the doctor,doctor gives him a prescription and says this should do it. If your not feeling better in a week call me. A week goes by and he feels worse,so he calls the doctor and tells him. The doctor asks him have you been taking those suppositories I prescribed you? Man replies of course I have what did you think I was gonna do shove them up my butt?
2007-03-02 08:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."
2007-03-02 07:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by That guy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
little jimmy asked for a bike for xmas his dad said we'd get you one but the mortgage id 80,000 and ur mum has lost her job, next day little jimmy walked out with his suitcase packed his dad asked where are you going? the small boy repyed i walked past ur room last nite and heard you tell mum u were pulling out then i heard tell you to wait cos she was comin too, and im not staying hereon my own with a 80,000 mortgage and no f***ing bike!
2007-03-02 08:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Energezer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
Two woman were sitting quite.
2007-03-02 11:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the magic tractor, it went down the road and turned into a field.....
Makes me laugh every time.... :)
2007-03-02 07:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Lala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a carrot?
2007-03-02 07:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a patient went to doctor and asked for a medicine for his stomach ache the doctor gave him and told to take it at 8pm daily but he always used to take it at 7 pm why????????????
because he had to surprise the germs
2007-03-02 07:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by hi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's black humor:
after sex with sister, brother tells her :
-you're damn hot, sister
-you're an awesome lover, brother, you've so strong hands!
you're cooler even than our father!
- yup, I know it , mummy already told me bout it
the end
â«âªâ¥â« - nayacanna
2007-03-02 07:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by woo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋