Not dirty ,But ....Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated.
"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"
still waiting on my first violation of the day. i can see it coming before 3pm
2007-03-01 23:34:50 · 8 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i lmao. thats a good one. 10+++ and who ever is turning all these people in needs to get a life.
2007-03-01 23:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thatz a funny joke ill give u +10
2007-03-02 08:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by georgiapeach4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not for this joke matey it's Old, predictable, and does not offend anyone.
2007-03-02 07:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nibble on them.
2007-03-02 07:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...thats funny. good one!
2007-03-02 09:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by anarcist_chick666 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that's funny.
2007-03-02 07:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hhahahahahahahaha good one!
2007-03-02 07:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by docecil 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-02 09:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋