my uniform was a mess! all wrinkled up. this first lieutenant approached me and told me if i dont go down below and square my uniform away he would report me. my question is, if he would have reported me or wrote me up, what would be the punishment i would have probably received?
2007-03-01 22:59:06 · 6 answers · asked by Beaujock 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Get it through your head. It's glaringly obvious that you are not and never were a Marine.
Your attempts at using "military lingo" are laughable at best. Civilians may not be able to tell that you're a fake, but everyone else can.
Hmm.... 27 years ago, 30 years ago... which is it? I know the answer... neither. (Because you weren't born yet, moron.)
2007-03-02 01:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by fredonia 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You were never a Marine, you are Erudite under a new name.
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:
(1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ****.
(2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest ... kick their ****.
(3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled Veteran kicks their ****.
(4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your **** kicked.
(5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine "Sir," stand back.... The Marine will kick their ****.
(6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an **** kickin (children are exempt).
(7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper ... it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your **** will be kicked.
(8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her... of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe **** kicking.
(9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Century" and get your **** kicked..
(10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our Commander In Chief regardless of political party.. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those "representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your **** already.)
(11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ****!
(12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ****.
(13) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. You could get your **** kicked.
(14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing they could be with thier families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make everyday. Without them, our country would get its **** kicked.
A Veteran
2007-03-02 07:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by virginity buster 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Dear poster,
You sir, are an idiot!
Sincerely
Babystomper
Virginity Buster, outstanding post! However one point is wrong. An enlisted Marine whom is a recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor rates being called Sir and saluted.
2007-03-02 11:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by Mike R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little extra motivation to square your tail away! he could have only counseled you not put you on report. report comes from a major infraction or a pattern of misconduct, ie..3 counseling sessions. then as a marine, your buddies would have probably given you that extra motivation i was talking about....but as for the old man, he probably would have took some money from you and gave you extra duty.
2007-03-05 00:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You where not a marine. You have no repspect for them either. you should.
2007-03-02 07:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica_The_kitty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You've been found out shitebird! You were never a Marine - now please stop posting such trash....
Sempre Vigilans
2007-03-02 14:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋