The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... No."
"Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheel chair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was cut off.
"Third, that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply,
2007-03-01 22:50:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I had no idea ..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "... And I don't give any money to them, so why should I give any to you?!?"
2007-03-01 22:52:29 · update #1
hahahahahhhahha very nice
2007-03-01 23:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but true, this kind of humour is typical of how people with lots of money usually are
2007-03-01 22:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by Audio Visual master 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it sad but true most people with lots of money are just that way so that is a true thing there keep it up....
2007-03-01 23:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by geostrom b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that sounds just like laywers. i give it a 9
2007-03-01 23:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh, but still... what a jerk! 9/10
2007-03-01 22:54:27 · answer #5 · answered by jbothayer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya, liked it, i heard it before but it still made me laugh!
2007-03-01 23:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-01 22:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Chica27 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-01 22:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha its crazily funny!!
2007-03-01 22:56:10 · answer #9 · answered by docecil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA CUTE JOKE! I LOVED IT
2007-03-02 02:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Ava ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋