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2007-03-01 22:23:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 brooms getting married.bride says to the groom broom-"i think im pregnant".groom replies-"thats impossible-we havent even swept together!".
2007-03-01 22:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by rossy g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you want to eat truly healthy, lose body fat consistently, normalize your blood pressure, cholesterol levels, prevent cancer, and even boost your brain health and energy levels, you may have heard all over the news that the Paleo Diet has been found to be one of the best methods of achieving all of these benefits compared to any other popular "fad" diets out there. Go here https://tinyurl.im/aHLuu
The truth is that the Paleo Diet will never be considered a fad because it's just simply the way that humans evolved to eat over approximately 2 million years. And eating in a similar fashion to our ancestors has been proven time and time again to offer amazing health benefits, including prevention of most diseases of civilization such as cancer, heart disease, alzheimers, and other chronic conditions that are mostly caused by poor diet and lifestyle. One of the biggest misunderstandings about the Paleo Diet is that it's a meat-eating diet, or a super low-carb diet. This is not true
2016-04-22 13:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do medical research. I don't believe in creams or other useless products like gels or lotions. Cellulite is not a skin problem, it's an underlying structural issue. Check out this site http://nocellulite.toptips.org
It has a lot of useful tips about natural remedies to treat cellulite.
2014-09-27 04:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
2007-03-01 22:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Larry La Prise who wrote the Hokie Kokie has died @ 93. the worst part was getting him in the coffin, they put his left leg in then the f***ing trouble started
little jimmy asked for a bike for xmas his dad said we'd get you one but the mortgage id 80,000 and ur mum has lost her job, next day little jimmy walked out with his suitcase packed his dad asked where are you going? the small boy repyed i walked past ur room last nite and heard you tell mum u were pulling out then i heard tell you to wait cos she was comin too, and im not staying hereon my own with a 80,000 mortgage and no f***ing bike!
2007-03-01 23:04:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS A JOKE
a man went to doctor because he had stomach ache the doctor told him to take the medicine at 8 pm but he always used to take it at seven WHY????
because he said that i will surprise the germs
2007-03-01 23:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by hi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a selction of some I have had before...
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SLAP!!! U r now my bi*ch... the national pimp-off has begun! Pimp others before they pimp u! u can pimp any1 except your pimp. u r my bi*ch, so start pimping BI*CH!
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you like f*ck dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now this read to trying time *** sweet your took you
(read backwards)
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Female dwarf goes to doctorsand says her fa**y is sore. Doc looks and says "pass me them scissors". After snipping away fro afew min he asks "is that better?" Dwarf says "Great, what did you do?" Doc Says: "Just cut the top off your wellies!"
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Police have found a body in the river with false teeth, saggy t*ts, spots, cellulite, etc. Can you text me back so i know you're alright? xx
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I asked the Lord for a flower & he gave me a garden. I asked the Lord for a tree & he gave me a forrest. I asked the Lord for a fan*y & he gave me your number!
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A - Z 4 u x
A) ur Attractive B) ur Beautiful C) ur Charming D) ur Delicious E) ur exiting F) ur funny G) ur gorgeous H) ur Heavenly I) I'm J) Just K) Kidding L) Loser!!
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A baby monkey said to his mum: "why do we look like this, we are so ugly?" Mum replied: "Son be grateful, u should see the poor bas**rd reading this text!"
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Hope these are good?
I get loads!
Have fun sending them on!
xx
2007-03-01 23:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
If u had sex every day 4 a year,kept all the 365 condoms,melted em down & made a tyre out of the rubber,what wld u call it?
A FUCKIN GOODYEAR
Hope u like
2007-03-01 23:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by Lizard Queen 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c
implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your
daughter - so I love your daughter
Its funny when people discuss over
"love marriage" and "arranged
marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would
like to "hang himself" or "shoot
himself".
2007-03-01 22:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by azmat k 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Girl: Dad, I tumbled at our school a while ago
Father: I told you not to tumble because your underwear can be seen
Girl: No one sees it. I put it in my bag!
Just a joke!!!
2007-03-01 22:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋