Missing Letter
There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'Fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said. So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you come across a lady which has fainted. You feel her PU_S_ ?"
2007-03-01 22:09:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well."
wotcha think the father answered?
2007-03-01 22:09:40 · update #1
yeah that works for me 9/10
2007-03-01 22:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by GIGGS is OO7 © 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 02:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it P U S S Y am i right hope i am
2007-03-01 22:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, love it!!!
sick minded people...
2007-03-01 22:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
purse
2007-03-01 23:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by Rabia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLO
P U S S Y
2007-03-01 22:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by The dude 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks so much for the laugh - that joke was hilarious!!!!! Meeow!!
2007-03-01 22:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......a very good one.........S..Y
2007-03-01 22:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
p.u.s.s.y.
2007-03-01 22:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋