A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.
One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she’s waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.
“It’s getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes. “Why don’t we go upstairs to bed.”
“We might as well,” slurs the husband. “I’m going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”
2007-03-01 19:30:54 · 8 answers · asked by yolkyolk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.......Reverse Psychology worked on me and brought out a loud laugh, making all my co workers stare at me...thanks for the laugh........
2007-03-01 21:52:06 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another woman's husband came home staggering drunk after a long night out with the boys. Walking through the darkened house he stopped briefly to relieve himself, then he tripped & fell.
The next morning he awakened with the mother of all hangovers. He looked to the nightstand for his alarm clock. There he saw a single rose in a vase, two aspirins, a glass of water, and an envelope with his name written on it.
He downed the aspirins and the water, then opened the envelope.
Inside was a hand written card...
"My Darling Husband,
Your breakfast is warming in the kitchen. I'll see you tonight after work. I'm the luckiest woman in the world to have you for a husband.
Your Loving Wife
Confused, the husband made his way to the kitchen and found his teenage son having breakfast. He asked the boy if he knew what had happened the night before.
The boy answered "You came home completely trashed about 3 am. You pissed in the closet, then you fell in the living room, crushing Mom's coffee table. You managed to crawl to the hallway before Mom found you. As she was trying to get your clothes off and get you to bed you hollered 'Lady, I told you before...Leave me alone!! I'm MARRIED!!! ' "
Single Rose... $5.00
Two Aspirins... $0.75
Hot Breakfast... $10.00
Coffee Table... $100.00
Saying the Right Thing at the Right Time... PRICELESS
2007-03-01 21:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoops double trouble, not bad 7/10
2007-03-01 19:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes no sense. slurs the husband? that means that he was home unless im just confused
2007-03-01 19:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by justinbowen2003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No good. Sorry. I just want to be honest.
: )
2007-03-01 19:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-01 22:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know my wife?
2007-03-01 19:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by ken d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BUSTED....................LOL
2007-03-01 19:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋