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I drive a Corvette Stingray. I've got a Mullet. A big bushy Hulk Hogan Mustache. I can bench press 299 kilos. I can knock anyone over with a single punch.

2007-03-01 17:36:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

23 answers

Well im sure that there is someone out there that is just waiting for you. Good luck!

2007-03-01 17:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by JENNIFER C 2 · 0 0

Hell i'd go for u just to have a ride in the corvette.. my dream car!! whether its from the 50's 80's or present day! The mullet and hulk hogan mustache however is not cool. do not even try asking why chicks dont dig that. they just dont. deal with it.

2007-03-01 17:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Props for the car. She is one hell of a beauty. You might want to lose the mullet and Hulk Hogan mustache, dude. But hey, if you like it, fu** it. Find someone who will deal with it. Yet again, if you want to attract a hot girl, lose them dude. You gotta keep up with program for the ladies. Maybe then you'll have gals raining over you. Good Luck!

2007-03-01 17:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0 0

no you can't
that is pressing 657 pounds.. so we know you lie
the hulk has a long trimmed moustache.. not bushy.. and you don"t ...so you lie
there is no way you drive a corvette... cause if you pressed that much you would never fit in the seats of a corvettte... your lats would be too big

So for the sake of arguing
lets just say you are a guy in a honda civic with penis envy..ok?

2007-03-01 17:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mmm I like all but the Hulk Hogan Mustache- but my daughter would say the 80's called, they want their style back

2007-03-01 17:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by Rosie 4 · 0 0

News Flash. Some girls are more interested on what you've got going on inside, rather then outside.

Instead of listing your cool car and your Hulk Hogan looks...brother. Why don't you try to impress a girl with your humor, wit or charm.

If it's there...I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

2007-03-01 17:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy B 1 · 0 0

Your too big for most women. Look at the kind of men that are idolized in the movies, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Mel Gibson, Juston Timberlake. These guys are all smaller than you, but they have women eating out of their hands. Women for the most part are looking for romance and tenderness. Being able to protect them comes secondary. You sound like trouble, and that's not going to get you the kind of woman you might want. Work on your looks and personality, and just keep in shape.

2007-03-01 17:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dutch 4 · 0 0

OVERKILL. Don't dress like your showing it all off, Shave the mullet and get into the 21st century, and maybe shave the mustache. No offense sorry to judge but i dont have much info. Oh and don't act cocky. Ever seen the Rocky Balboa movies? Act somewhat like rocky, HUMBLE!

2007-03-01 17:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by Mr.Steven 3 · 0 0

The car is OK but not necessary,The mullet,gross no!!! mustache. It depends on how it looks on you. Bench press don't care. The punch just stupid macho trip. for get it.

2007-03-01 17:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by CHAEI 6 · 0 0

cos they need something more...these may impress them short term but they need someone to love them in long run. your car cant love them, ur mullet cannot, ur mustache cannot, ur bench press cannot, ur punch cannot!

if girls go for u for these superficial reasons, u should be crying instead of being happy.

be who u r in front of the girls and not just show off what u have.

2007-03-01 17:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0 0

Sounds like you've got an ego bigger than two people. I don't think you could land a woman in a womens prison with a fistful of pardons.

2007-03-01 17:42:22 · answer #11 · answered by C J 6 · 1 0

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