Ducks in Heaven?

Question

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages
to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on...very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together
without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for all of
eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped
on a duck."

Answer 1

LOLOLOLOL
Thx very much for the laugh

Answer 2

given which you at the instant are not a duck. given which you won't be able to duck making the determination. Blessing you with ducking decrease than the protecting feathers of God, thereby ducking eternal punishment.

Answer 3

So, that is how my Ex is going to spend eternity. Actually she would be trying to set the record for ducking around.

Answer 4

Not bad, cute 8/10

Answer 5

Hahhaa!! Funny!!!

Answer 6

Ha Ha Ha. That's so mean.

Answer 7

very funny

Answer 8

not bad

Answer 9

HAHAHA funny!!!

Answer 10

hahaha......so funny, LOL