No, seriously, he's not answering his phone, and I think he might still be working drive-through.
2007-03-01 16:30:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's on the phone to me. Try phoning him in a few minutes when we're done. Just discussing some Armageddon stuff, won't be long.
2007-03-01 16:33:24 · answer #1 · answered by Trevor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the bible, wasn't Satan a teacher? He helped give Adam and Eve knowledge of good and evil. Most teachers work from 7 to 4, so depending on which time zone he's in he could be at work.
2007-03-02 00:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may be kidding, but I was just thinking the same thing. Satan is working so hard. I know I have been feeling pressed down lately.
2007-03-02 00:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by The GMC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Church Lady seems to think so. you know from Saturday Night Live. I love that character especially when she says Could it be satan?
2007-03-02 00:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by becca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the damn power went out again. I luckily made it to work because I woke up and had to leak, otherwise I'd be missing my phone calls and work too.
2007-03-02 00:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually I have knowledge that he has been in a therapy session as not many people are taking him seriously any more. He is very depressed.
2007-03-02 00:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by geekgirl33 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, no. I paged him earlier. He's out on paternity leave, creating another Bush.
2007-03-02 00:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got a new job, tailgating people at night with his brights on.
2007-03-02 00:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's best not to bother him. If you get him fired for making personal calls, you'll feel bad.
2007-03-02 00:32:45 · answer #9 · answered by drink_more_powerade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
no he lost that job
he burnt all the food he cooked and so now he works at walgreens
2007-03-02 00:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋