blessed is the holy book of armaments =P
2007-03-01 14:10:07 · 5 answers · asked by Gamla Joe 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ah kent_shakespear a true Scholar. He who knows the book of armaments is truely wise and educated
2007-03-01 14:16:27 · update #1
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
(**an unholy interruption occurs here**)
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
2007-03-01 14:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not put an eye patch over aiming eye.
2007-03-01 22:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Three shall be the number of the count, and the count shall be three."
2007-03-01 22:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What on earth is that?
2007-03-01 22:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by Monica L. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.
2007-03-02 00:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dethruhate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋