2007-03-01 13:41:49 · 36 answers · asked by ThinkaboutThis 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You dig a big hole, fill the hole with ashes. Place peas around the hole. When the elephant bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. (When he bends over to take a pee, kick him in the *** hole)
2007-03-01 13:50:08 · update #1
and why are you trying to catch an elephant???
2007-03-01 13:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by sheriquaj 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dig a big hole and fill it with ashes.
Get a can of peas and put them around the hole.
When an elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
2007-03-01 13:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by mongo_wood 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You will need a pair of binoculars, a milk bottle, and a clothespin. First, find an elephant. When you've located one, pull out your binoculars, and look at the elephant through them THE WRONG WAY. Now, simply take out the clothespin and use it to pick up the ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT, and drop it into the milk bottle. Easy.
2007-03-01 13:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by kittenpie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
With a bottle tweezers and a telescope. Turn the telescope around and find the tiny elephant. Pick it up with the tweezers and put it in the bottle.
2007-03-01 13:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hang out in the trees with the monkeys, when the elephants come by, just jump on his back.
2007-03-01 13:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by Speedy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The same way an elephant would catch you.
2007-03-01 13:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, silly, you use an elephant net. Some of these questions are just so blonde I can't believe it.
2007-03-01 13:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by moonrose777 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut.
2007-03-01 13:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by spongebobzgurll 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
But putting a mouse at its back end and a peanut at its front.
2007-03-01 13:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by ~Beauty is Beautiful~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can tell hes in the tree because its toenails are painted red!
2007-03-01 13:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by polk2525 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just hold your arms out
2007-03-01 13:45:10 · answer #11 · answered by zed10096 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋