Please feel free to add to the list and tell me which is the best:
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the Street with headphones on. Mean teenagers came and took them off his head and he died. They listened to the headphones and they said breathe in, breath out, brethe in, breath out.\
Bill Clinton and 2 other men found a cliff that you could jump off of and say a word and land in a house full of the object. The first guy jumped off saying chocolate and landed in a house full of chocolate. The second guy jumped off saying marshmallows and landed in a house full of marshmallows. Bill Clinton was running to jump off and tripped and yelled CRAP... i think you can guess what happened.
Bill Clinton and 2 other guys were runnin from the cops. They hid in a shed. The cops broke in and yelled FREEZE. The first robber yelled look a tornado! he ran out the back doors while thier backs were turned. The next robber yelled hurricane! and he ran out the back door while thier backs were..
2007-03-01 13:34:36 · 8 answers · asked by Lone Hunter 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(continued) turned. Bill Clinton yelled FIRE and well they fired.
2007-03-01 13:35:16 · update #1
Bill Clinton and 2 robbers were runnin from the cops. They hid in potato sacks. The cops were about to search the first bag when the robber said Meow Meow. Thye said it's only a kitty. thye moved to the second bag and the second robber said Bark Bark. They said it's only a dog. When they went closer to Bill Clinton's bag he said Potato Potato.
2007-03-01 13:41:21 · update #2
You slept with someone while you were married, and then lied about it....but hey.
at least you didnt shoot someone in the face.
ya gotta love cheney, always keeps us entertained
and p.s. those jokes all suck something awful. they died a LONG time ago
2007-03-01 13:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jessy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Contrary to popular belief, Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play is not the saxophone, it's the horemonica.
2007-03-01 13:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton is a Great Man,but he is just like any other man on the planet?
2007-03-01 18:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would be good...if they had anything to do with Bill Clinton. Meh, they're okay on their own
2007-03-01 13:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by Testaco 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no offense but...wtf? i think you're insinuating, and i think i'm correct, that Bill Clinton is dumb. Well guess what, he's NOT. this isn't even a question.
2007-03-01 13:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by FrancetichSketch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've every single one of those jokes, but theey were in dumb blondes terms..
really old.
2007-03-01 13:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't tell these joke's in school ,you may get your A.S.S. kicked ,they stupid ,and very dumb .
very childish,it shows your age.
not funny .
i needed a good joke tonight .
let me try again.
2007-03-01 13:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol all that is so funny thanks for the laughs after a heard day !!!
2007-03-01 13:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by chrisandlindsayjohnston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋