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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid!" I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane.

That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.

In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.

Flip one off?

.....I think not.

2007-03-01 13:15:01 · 16 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I know some of you think this is Sexist, but go along with the joke..

2007-03-01 14:18:16 · update #1

16 answers

i like it and you may have just saved my life thank you so much i owe you

2007-03-01 13:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 2 0

good point you can also make the point that with out being too sexist and generalising most woman are bad drivers so it is to be expected that tey would do wrong

2007-03-01 21:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by homer s 2 · 0 0

Sexist but to the point.

2007-03-01 21:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 2

LOL. Well, I appreciate your wit. LOL.
Self preservation is first!

Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!

2007-03-02 06:36:41 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

LOL that is soo funny

2007-03-01 21:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by tari_whitney 2 · 1 0

to many numbers involved!

2007-03-01 21:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by malgosia 3 · 1 1

I like it, good one.

2007-03-01 21:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by denny 4 · 0 0

I think you are having a stroke. Call your doctor.

2007-03-01 21:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by jlily680 4 · 1 1

Darn right!!!

2007-03-01 21:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by Susie 6 · 0 0

That's f*ckin' great!!! I LOVE IT!!!

2007-03-01 21:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1 0

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