i am with a bunch of my friends a lot who have very funny jokes. i for one never have such jokes. i need a funny joke to impress my friends with. please give me one! can me dirty, but nothing about priests, i am episcopalian and that offends me. funniest joke gets points!
2007-03-01 13:10:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a woman is on a beach. she has no arms and no leges. and she's crying
a man walks up to her and says "why are you crying?" she says "i've never been hugged before". he hugs her and leaves
he comes back later and says "why are you still crying?" she says "i've never been kissed before." he kisses her and leaves.
he comes back again and says"why are you still cyring?" she says "i've never been screwed before."
he picks her up and throws her into the ocean
"there. now you're screwed."
2007-03-01 15:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
The FBI was hiring for a high position and after basic training they had three people left, two men and a woman. They asked the first man to come to HQ and told him,"Your wife is in the next room, we need you to take this gun and shoot her". He wouldn't do it so they sent him home. They asked the next man the same thing but he said he couldn't do it so they sent him home. Then the woman came and they gave her a gun and told her that her husband was in the next room and needed to be shot. She went in and there were clicking noises then crashing noises in the room. She came out and said,"The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to kill him with the chair".
2007-03-01 22:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by !!! 3 · 55⤊ 5⤋
what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence
time to get a new fence
2007-03-01 22:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by chrisandlindsayjohnston 4 · 25⤊ 24⤋