Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it ok if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year
Is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
M AN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's
really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at
Him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2007-03-01 12:26:47 · 29 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! LOVED IT! It was pretty funny!!!totally a 10!!!
2007-03-01 15:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by LifeLoveLaugh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hope that since it's a golf club, it's a rich country club and the guy can afford it. Also, I'd reason that since the woman was automatically asking for all of that, the man who owns the phone can afford it and that she's probably a trophy wife. Beyond that, the guy who picked up the phone's an asshole.
2007-03-01 12:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by s16t18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one 10/10 + 2
2007-03-01 12:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-01 12:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty funny i give it a 8/10
2007-03-01 12:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was a really funny joke. You deserve a star.
2007-03-01 12:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by almost there 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I"ll bet he scored some points.......not! LOL.
Good One!
Have a great day!
2007-03-01 23:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoever owns the phones going to go bankrupt
2007-03-01 12:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by unknownboys 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is good but y did the man do that? is he trying to screw someone up? anyways, good joke!
2007-03-01 12:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by nobody ha! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!! That was a good one.
2007-03-01 12:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋