I need to know how to get drunk way fast.?

Question

I don't have a beer bong or hard alchol? any suggestions?

Answer 1

If you dont have any vodka go out and buy some and start out my taking 3 shots in a row, really fast! That should get you on your way, then drink a beer.

Answer 2

Presuming that you are 21 years of age--if you live in the US--it is very easy to get drunk 'way fast'.

You don't have a beer bong or hard alcohol? (Never heard of a beer bong). Do you plan on going to the store - otherwise, how do you think you will get drunk?

First, you need the money to buy beer, booze and/or wine. Then you need to go to the store. You buy some beer (like a 30-pack--or some 40oz bottles), and a bottle of Jack Daniels (or Tequila, if you prefer--or both). Some people like vodka the best--and say it messes them up the fastest and worst. It's pretty cheap, too--and can be mixed with almost anything.

Then you go home (not wise to drive or walk while drinking)--mix your Jack Daniels with Coke (or Pepsi). For each few sips you take, then take a few sips of beer. If you decided on tequila, be sure to get a lemon and some salt--you put the lemon and salt on your arm, lick it off, then drink a shot of tequila--repeat as necessary, and don't forget to be drinking cans of beer inbetween shots.

If you've had nothing to eat, you will get drunk, and sick, much faster. This might be a good thing--as once you puke enough--maybe that will keep you from drinking more and getting alcohol poisoning. Hopefully, you will not destroy your liver on this very special occasion--you only have one liver--and need it!!

Answer 3

Well, first of all, get some hard alcohol. Or at least round up some friends and hit the nearest bar that isn't a total dive! My favorite poison would be Long Island Iced Tea... so much liquor in so little time... you will feel great in no time.

Also.. if you have the leisure of doing so... it is awesome to lounge by the pool on a sweltering 100 degree day and having the help serve you a never ending supply of vodka & cranberry... the heat of the sun just gets the liquor flowing and you are a very happy individual in no time. Just becareful of alchol poisoning... it can happen quickly in this situation.

Good luck!

Answer 4

First, you have to ask yourself - do you REALLY need to get drunk fast?

Please, don't even contemplate driving. Call a cab, get a buddy to serve as your designated driver, or make sure you can get home via public transit - unless you are planning to get picked in the privacy of your home.

OK, so ya really need to get bombed. No beer bong or hard booze? Try barleywine, or wine - they run at around 12% to 15% alcohol. Drink fast, and do so on an empty stomach.

Drink plenty of water - that will keep you hydrated and reduce the chance you will get a hangover.

Answer 5

take the bear can and put it on its side . Then take a pen and poke a hole at the bottom end of the can , not on the underneath but the bottom of the printed part dirctly under the tab. then put your mouth over the hole and lift the can upright and then pull the tab beer will rush out down your throat likr a beer bong will....DANGER WILL ROBENSON!!!!

Answer 6

First, do be careful. Alcohol poisoning is real and deadly.

Having said that, since you don't have hard alcohol, drink beer or wine on an empty stomach. That should do the trick.

Answer 7

I've seen a girl who chugged all of this alchaolic drinks and she went into a body overload. Her kidneys could'nt handle all of the toxicity all at once and she nearly died. It was'nt a pretty sight. I really suggest that you be careful with your drinking. I don't know of any ways to get drunk really fast other than that. I wish you in good health.

Answer 8

Don't eat anything before you know you're about to go drinking. Then your stomach will be empty and the alcohol will get you drunk a lot faster.

Answer 9

Drunk fast = alcohol poisoning

Answer 10

hello the best way to get drunk is by drinking 3 litre of four different alcoholic drinks within five minutes.