What do you think of this joke...?

Question

A Montana cowboy was watching his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answered, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

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Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Congressman for the U. S. Government", says the cowboy.

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That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."


What do you think?

Answer 1

Your joke is is cool. correction. Your funny story is great, fantastic. i couldont of done it better myself. it makes alot of sense, and it is very funny. you should become a comedian. you should publish this!

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Answer 2

Great!!! You could add a line from the cowboy about how the congressman used other people's time and resources to get his answer. "spent thousands of taxpayer dollars to find out..."

Answer 3

Lengthy but not bad. 8/10.

Answer 4

i think the congressman just got pwned by a cowboy. nice joke!

Answer 5

i heard shorter one like this about a blonde but yours is better 10/10

Answer 6

Loving every minute of it.

Answer 7

a little too drawn out

Answer 8

it's kinda long but made sense

Answer 9

how do you know?
cause you just took my dog

oh i thought you wanted us to finish it....lol

Answer 10

good job

Answer 11

luv it!
too cute!
lol