there was a man who kept falling asleep in church.. and his wife went to the pastor and said "wat should i do" ? and the man gave the woman a pin to poke him wen he falls asleep and so the next day at church the man fell asleep as usal and as he was doing so the pastor was preaching saying "who is your saviour" and the woman poked her sleeping husband and he stood up and said "oww jesus !!" and the pastor said "yes my child u r correct" and as the ceremony went on the man fell asleep again and as so the pastor said "and who is our all and mighty father" and as so the woman poked her sleeping husband and he stood up and said "oh god!!!" and the pastor said " oh yes do u all feel the spirit?" and as the ceremony went on the man fell asleep again and as so the pastor was saying "and wat did eve say wen she gave birth to adam's 100th child?" the woman poked her husband he stood up and said "if u stick that damn thing inside of me again im going to break it and shove it in your butt !!!"
2007-03-01 11:59:03 · 8 answers · asked by Mishy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a classic...I LOVE IT!!!
2007-03-01 12:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that b4 for but with kids in sunday school never gets old 25/10
2007-03-01 12:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-01 12:20:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great thx
2007-03-01 12:28:14 · answer #4 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a great one!
2007-03-01 12:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it was so funny,very good....thanks.
2007-03-01 18:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-01 23:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2007-03-01 12:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋