or when you hold your tongue and say "I was born on a pirate ship"
2007-03-01 11:32:17 · 8 answers · asked by mayris 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, one that I know is: spell PIG backwards and then say funny colors. This results in, "G, I pee funny colors"
Another (really stupid one) is point to your eye and say what is this. Then point to your nose and say what is this. Then cup your hands and ask them what is in it. What they say is:
"I knows nothing"
Another idiotic one is when you say "if you say what then your an idiot" really fast when taking to someone, then they will say "what" and you call them an idiot.
2007-03-01 11:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know 3 old ones
1. The trick is to get someone to think it is a really intelligent question you are askin:
The Bates family has two parents and 2 children:
The father is called? = Mr. Bates
The Mother is called = Mrs. Bates
The Daughter is called = Miss Bates
And the son is called = Master Bates
2. A small pig is called a piglet
A small leaf is called a leaflet
A small eagle is called an eaglet
A small toy is called a toilet
3. In the third one you say silk a couple of times then ask what does a cow drink.... they'll obviously say milk. But a cow drinks water....
I can remember saying these silly jokes during recess when we were little kids... enjoy
2007-03-01 21:22:02 · answer #2 · answered by shoxie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you fit an elephant in a Safe Way bag? Take the F out of way.I know it's old. It's all I can think of though.
2007-03-01 19:40:21 · answer #3 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get someone to read these words, in this order, as fast as they can without glancing them over first:
I
AM
SOFA
KING
WE
TODD
IT
If it works correctly they'll sound like they're saying "I am so f*cking retarded," in a retard voice. It's good for a laugh.
2007-03-01 19:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh ya i remember me and my friends used to loove this one
spell spell out i cup
I-C-U-P
get it i see you pee!
i kno its kinda queer but i used to love it
we also used to say and then say funny colors afterwards
2007-03-01 19:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell some to look down their shirt and say I-C-2-T-T fast
2007-03-01 20:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by red sox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a few
2007-03-01 19:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you say, "i smell up dog" you can get people to say "what's up dog?"
2007-03-01 19:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by kxf23us 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋