Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
What did you think he would say?
:^)
2007-03-01 11:27:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
***YEA CHICKY!!!***
2007-03-01 12:30:40 · update #1
jesus r,
I am sorry, but only God knows my heart...
I love ALL of God's good people!
-including that super cool cat, Moses!
He was the real deal!
2007-03-01 12:32:16 · update #2
eastchic2...
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I would be jealous and sad too if my parents did not Love me enough to take the time to explain the truth about life either.
That's okay, I forgive you...
Run along, play nice now.
:^)
2007-03-01 12:36:48 · update #3
LOL ! God gave you a good sense of humor -use it well and ignore the critics. Thank God that He gave us the ability to laugh and have joy.
2007-03-09 04:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by kairos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please fill out this form form for me...
1) Have you or do you ever smell things that other people cannot smell? ___Yes ___No
2)Have you recently been sleeping more that usual? ___Yes ___No
3) Recently, have you had less energy? ___Yes ___No
4) Has your memory or recall of information been significanlty less efficient recently? ___Yes ___No
......
10) Have these symptoms persisted for ___1-2 months ___ 3-6 months ___6 months to 1 year ___ 1 year or longer
(These are symptoms used to diagnose Schizophrenia. I didn't include the questions about delusions and hallucinations because obviously that symptom existed)
2007-03-01 11:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by eastchic2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are going to live a long life. and to answer your joke. It was one. Mose's said I will take one tablet and throw the other one at the sinners. Thank you very much. Its not nice to joke about the bible. On about Mose's story.
2007-03-01 11:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who was the richest woman in the bible?
Pharaoh's daughter.
She went to the Bank of the Nile and withdrew a little prophet!
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2007-03-01 11:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
god forgive u
2007-03-09 11:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by ahmed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop drinking or youll continue to have more hallucinations.
2007-03-01 11:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. :)
2007-03-01 11:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho ,funny.
2007-03-01 11:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋