A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the
cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber
saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He
told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because
I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still
refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the
robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he
put the scotch in the bag.The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The
cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber
that he got off the license.They arrested the robber two hours later.
2007-03-01 11:23:09 · 16 answers · asked by balla24n7 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i get it. really funny.
2007-03-01 11:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like a true story? Did you see this on Americas dumbest robbers? Good for the Cashier!!!
2007-03-01 11:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart Cashier!
2007-03-01 11:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be the same guy that robbed a store with a zip-lock bag over his head what a maroon.
2007-03-01 11:30:58 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Robber! Smart Cashier!
lol!!
Smiley=)luves s.o.s
2007-03-01 11:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the most likely explanation:
The cashier is a blonde/redhead,
The robber has down sydrome or ADHD,
God was was taking a piss.
*no offense to anyone reading this
2007-03-01 11:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by FangZ 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
1. This isn't really a joke
2. If he really did that, he's the stupidest f*ckin' robber who's ever lived
3. If you have a shotgun pointed at your head, you don't ask someone for their f*ckin' ID, you just give him the f*ckin' scotch and pray he doesn't blow your f*ckin' head off.
2007-03-01 11:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol. that was really funny. that robber was really stupid. maybe i should tell this to my friends. i bet they will laugh their heads off. haha
2007-03-01 11:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by MSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny... smart cashier, dumb robber
2007-03-01 11:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by nubnluvr1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is robbery the last refuge of an idiot?
2007-03-01 14:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid robber!!!!
2007-03-01 11:30:59 · answer #11 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋