What is the best pickup line to use on a girl that is out of my league?

Question

I'm just a poor, pathetic, unemployed graduate student. God has not blessed with me looks, money, talent, brains, or motivation. What witty line can I use to portray myself in a super-cool light at the local bar to win a model's love? Also, what fraudulant angle would be best for me to play? The nerdy, but intelligent woody allen/harry potter type? the nerdy, but wealthy bill gates type? the poor, yet imaginative and artistic graduate student?

Answer 1

Pick up lines don't work. Find out who YOU ARE then approach with honesty. If the chemistry isn't there for her, then nothing you say, do, or look like, is going to work. You seem to be pretty hard on yourself. Self confidence is the most attractive quality in my book. Not conceded, just confident. If you like yourself and think you are attractive, then the opposite sex will too. If you think you are an unattractive nerd, then that is what they will see.

Answer 2

First of all, if you think that God hasn't blessed you in any gifts, you are wrong. People just don't know it, and in fact, some of them don't care, just prefer to give up, feel sorry for themselves, and use it as an excuse in life. If you want a woman you need to feel good about yourself first. Get a job. Give yourself a second chance! It doesn't matter who you are. It's what you will become... That's all that matters.

Answer 3

excuse me, do u have a bandaid?

cuz i skinned my knee when i fell for you :D

hehe that's my favorite!

btw, i dont know why you're so hard on yourself, you're definately blessed with brains and motivation if ur a graduate student!!

Good Luck!

Answer 4

the best advice is not to use a pick up line iw ould be much more impressed if a guy come up to me and asked me my name and how i was and actually cared though my bf got me by telling me i was hot (kinda akward but it was adorable)

Answer 5

do you got a library card cause i am checkin you out! (cheesy but cute!)