Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you telll
if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker
in."
NOW WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE
2007-03-01 11:18:51 · 9 answers · asked by Jim W 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny, I like that.
2007-03-01 11:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's possibly one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while.
2007-03-01 19:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by Eric 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good joke, but it's been posted here before. Sorry.
2007-03-01 19:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love it, love it, love it! LOL.
Kudos! 10*
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-03-02 07:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahaha! I <3 that!!!!!!
2007-03-01 19:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
verry nice
2007-03-01 20:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute... I liked it.
2007-03-01 19:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
Sick!, but cute....LOL
2007-03-01 19:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.........
2007-03-01 19:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋