A man took his blind date to a carnival. "What would you like to do first?" he asked. "I want to get weighed," She said. So thay ambled over to the weight guesser. The carny guesses 120#s. When she got on the scale it read 117#s, and she won a prize. Next the couple rode the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, the man asked his datewhat she wanted to do next. "I what to get wieghed." She replied. So back to the weight guesser thay went.Since thay had been there before the carny guess currectly and the man lost a dollor. So the couple walk around for awhile, and again the man ask. "So what do you want to do now?" "I Want To Get Weighed!"She responded. By this time the guy figues this girl is a nut job so he took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. "How'd it go?" her roommate asked. She replieds, "Oh Waura, it was Wousy."
2007-03-01 10:47:58 · 11 answers · asked by denny 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW. It might be wong, but it's hiwawious! WOW. Kudos!
I weawwy waughed out woud!
Thanks for the Waughs, and have a weawwy gweat day!
LOL. It really is a Good Joke!
2007-03-01 23:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful animal jokes..you like animals. right here is an animal and atheist comedian tale. An atheist replaced into walking interior the direction of the woods sooner or later in Alaska admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic wood ! What a effectual river ! What perfect animals!" he stated to himself. As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling interior the timber at the back of him. Turning to look, he observed a 13 foot Kodiak undergo commencing to fee in the direction of him. He ran as quickly as he could desire to down the direction. He regarded over his shoulder and observed that the undergo replaced into promptly final on him. a technique or the different he ran even speedier, so scared that tears got here to his eyes. He regarded back and the undergo replaced into even closer. His heart pounding in his chest he attempted to run even speedier yet. yet sadly, he tripped and fell to the floor. As he rolled over to %. himself up he observed the undergo accomplishing for him together with his left paw and elevating his stunning paw to furnish a killing blow. "OH MY GOD !" he pleadingly screamed. Time stopped. The undergo iced up. The wooded area replaced into silent. Even the effectual river stopped flowing. an stunning gentle shone upon the guy and a thunderous voice got here from all around, "YOU DENY MY life FOR a majority of those YEARS. YOU instruct OTHERS THAT i do no longer EXIST. YOU EVEN credit advent to 3 COSMIC twist of destiny. DO you assume ME that can assist you OUT OF THIS predicament? AM I TO count variety YOU AS A BELIEVER? " confusing because it replaced into, the atheist regarded quickly into the gentle and stated, "it could be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian inspite of each and everything those years and under those circumstances yet perhaps you may make the undergo a Christian? " "very properly" stated the voice. the gentle went out. The river ran. The sounds of the wooded area resumed. the extensive undergo dropped down on his knees, extra the two paws mutually, bowed and spoke............ "Lord, thank you for this nutrition which i'm approximately to get carry of."
2016-09-30 02:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jonathon Ross eat ur heart out
or shud it b Woss??
2007-03-01 11:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...lol
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-01 11:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how long did it take you to come up with that one??? HaHa :0
2007-03-01 10:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by Devin_Tucker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fantastic!!! Good show.
2007-03-01 11:11:11 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-03-01 10:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by justmehere 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is such a cool joke.
2007-03-01 10:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-01 11:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then
2007-03-01 11:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋