Tombstone jokes?

Question

i have this project where u hav 2 write a funny tombstone verse. 4 example:Here's whats left of leslie moore nothin les nothin more. get it, nothing less nothing more. well i cant think of any, could u help me?

Answer 1

Here lies Beetoven, we buried him where nobody knows him,
Buried him with sheet music and eraser...now he is de-composing.

For Schwartzenegger when he goes (not trying to be rude)

Here lies Arnold he always took up the slack
But I can guarantee you this time he "Won't be back"

Answer 2

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!
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The Body of
B. Franklin, Printer
Like the Cover of an old Book
Its Contents turn out
And Stript of its Lettering & Guilding
Lies here. Food for Worms
For, it will as he believed
appear once more
In a new and more elegant Edition
corrected and improved
By the Author
Benjamin Franklin
(Christ Church Burial Grounds; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Answer 3

Born to live
Born to die
Six feet under
Is where I lie

Answer 4

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go.