2007-03-01 10:16:18 · 9 answers · asked by PangiBear 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here are some of my favorites:
There are 2 blondes, one of either side of a lake. One blonde asks the other blonde, "How do I get to the other side of the lake?" The other blond responds, "Duh! You're already on the other side!"
What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory:
She kept throwing out all the W's.
What do you get when you put a bunch of blondes in a row, ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
2007-03-01 10:32:45 · update #1
One morning this blonde calls her boyfriend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"
The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The blonde's boyfriend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.
He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger." "Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking for a minute, she said to herself, "Oh well!" and turned around and drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said 'CLEAN RESTROOMS - 8 MILES'. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
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I know, you asked for only one! But, I couldn't help it...
Smiley=)
2007-03-01 10:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A blond had a date with a men that she had been seeing for a little while, and he had plan for a nice romantic evening... He decided to go have a nice candlelight dinner in the finest restaurant in town when she said to him " you know, you are not like the others I went out with, they have big ***** and were good in bed...
2007-03-01 10:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde females have been sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) woman a million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? woman 2:properly,duh,i will see the moon!
2016-12-18 03:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by suire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a blond woman put behind her ears to make her look sexy ?
Her ankles.
2007-03-01 10:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by oldmancripplecrotch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons?
Because blonde men are stupid too!
2007-03-01 10:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A blonde girls' mom fell down the stairs so she called 911.
They said, "What's your phone number, ma'am?"
She Responded.
They also asked, "What's your name, ma'am?"
She responded.
THEN, they asked, "How to we get to your house?"
And she responded,
"DUH!!! Big red truck!!!"
lol!
2007-03-01 10:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
2007-03-01 10:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
how did the blonde try to kill the fish?.........
she tried to drown it
how do u amuse a blonde for hours...?
write "please turn over" on both side of the paper
2007-03-01 11:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mishy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did the bolnde look over the glass wall?
to see what is on the other side!
its glass. u dont need to look over it to see through it.
lol
2007-03-01 10:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋