more legroom.
mite as well jump on the blonde joke bandwagon
2007-03-01 10:12:50 · 15 answers · asked by Fran G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-01 10:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by malgosia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's funny! Well, here's some more, if you want to laugh...
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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat." They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's a good idea, too.
Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
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The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, uttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."
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Okay...I only put two cause I didn't want to scare you or anything...
Smiley=)
2007-03-01 19:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it but heres one I think is hilarious
There is a redhead, brunette and a blond at the doctors there all pregnant. The redhead says she is having a girl because when she conceived she was on top. The brunette says she is having a boy because when she conceived they where military style. Then the blond starts crying and the brunette asks her what is wrong? The blond tells her I'm gonna have puppies....
2007-03-02 01:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Momof2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but silly. 8/10.
2007-03-01 21:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's related to the one, "why do blonds wear hoop earrings?" They need somewhere to put their legs.
2007-03-01 18:18:54 · answer #5 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny joke. Did you think of it yourself or did someone else?
2007-03-01 18:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2007-03-01 18:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO&PMS
i get it
2 blonds walk in to a building you would have thought one of them would have sean it
2007-03-01 19:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait what? for what...I guess I'm slow
No I am not blonde
2007-03-01 18:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's 1 that might make u laugh.
might get me reported, but what the Hell.
:)
2007-03-01 21:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-02 02:58:44 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋