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Right here, right now.

2007-03-01 10:08:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

~~*Throws arms in the air and genuflects wildly*~~

"OH, AHHH, ME, ME, I LOVE JESUS!! DO YA HEAR ME JESUS?!?! AM I SCREAMING LOUDER THAN THE OTHERS?!?! LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY I LOVE YOU JUST IN CASE YOU REALLY ARE THE SON OF GOD AND GOING TO POUR THE FIRE OF YOUR WRATH OVER MY ATHEISTIC BODY!! OH, JESUS I LOVE YOU!! GIMME ETERNAL LIFE SO I NEVER HAVE TO STOP EATING PIZZA!! ME, JESUS!! THE ZYGOTE!! I LOVE YOU MOST!!"

Did I win?

2007-03-01 10:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0 0

I love Jesus so much, he has given me the life that I breathe every single second of the day that I wake up. We can never fully tell Jesus how much we really love him. He is worth to be praised, humbled before 24/7. He deserves are all. I know I love me some Jesus and he is my life !!!!!!!!!

2007-03-01 22:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by MizzSweetness 3 · 0 0

Yes you can and I tell Jesus how much I love Him several times a day. I love my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ God Almighty

2007-03-01 18:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 1 0

Yes! I can tell Jesus how much I love him- right here, right now.

Our Father which are in heaven hallow be thall name. I give you praise, I lift your name on high, for you are worthy to be praise. For you are King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

2007-03-01 18:32:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lil bit 3 · 1 0

Ive grown really happy with my religion. I believe Jesus is God Himself as it would only make sense.

I really love my religion to the point that I guess it is Okay to nobly die for Jesus.

2007-03-02 20:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by 0 3 · 0 0

There's a guy people call Jesus in my school. You wouldn't want to tell him that.

2007-03-01 18:19:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jedi 4 · 2 1

Sure. I love Jesus very much. I just don't believe he's the Son of God.

2007-03-01 18:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Well I've never met him. How can I love someone I never met. Hell, how can I love someone that preached ideas that say that I'm gonna spend eternity suffering for my sins. Naw. I'll stick with loving people who love me.

By the way, Weird War, this was really cruel of you. You know there are going to be several of us giggling at the ridiculous things these silly Christians will say.

2007-03-01 18:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by Nathan H 2 · 1 3

I do many times a day.
He died and took the punishment which you and I deserved.
He loves us unconditionally!

2007-03-01 18:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Of course. Anytime, anywhere. He always hears.

2007-03-01 18:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 2 0

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