On a recent transatlantic flight an aeroplane passess through a severe storm, the turbulance is awful, things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it, screaming she stands up
"I'm to young to die"she wails
Then she yells "Well if I'm going to die I want my last minutes to be memorable! is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN"
For a moment there is silence, everyone forgets their own peril
all stare and are riveted at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a Greek man stands up, he is gorgeous, tall, well built with dark brown hair and hazel eyes
He starts to walk slowly up the isle................ unbuttoning his shirt
........one button at a time
..............No one moves
.............He removes his shirt
..............Muscles ripple accross his chest
..............She gasps
...............He whispers
..................."Iron This"
2007-03-01 09:51:23 · 23 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe love it.
Here's one for you.
A guy returns home, walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm and says; 'This is the pig I've been f**king'
'That's not a pig' she replies.
The man replies; 'I was talking to the duck'
2007-03-01 09:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by The Infamous Arsebiscuit 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Vary Funny.
2007-03-01 18:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by denny 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny! Excellent! Its one I haven't heard before.
2007-03-01 18:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Cece 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha awesome didnt c it coming lol thanx for the laugh =]
2007-03-01 18:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You do realize that if my wife sees this I will never hear the end of it.
2007-03-01 18:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very good. Knowing my luck I would be that woman!
2007-03-01 17:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Old, but always raises a smile!
2007-03-01 17:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Leo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'an get me a beer an a sanwidge while ya at it'
'thanks doll'
xxx
2007-03-01 17:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by qwerty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That put a smirk on my face, yes.
2007-03-01 17:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
what an @rse
2007-03-02 05:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋