What kind of dogs are the best with children?
Baby setters!
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky husky !
What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk ?
Any times he wants to !
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?
A Doberman puncher!
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
The Philadelphia Beagles!
What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?
A glowberman pinscher!
What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
A chew-chew train!
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound.
2007-03-01 09:39:35 · 11 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Keep barkin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-01 09:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-01 09:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you in basic terms focused on u.s.? Do you already know what human beings do to canines in different international locations? way worse than American vendors. in the beginning, i do no longer possibly hear plenty approximately canine-hating. i think of canines are the main cherished animals in the USA. I easily have 2 of my very own. One heavily gets on my nerves while the different i like alot. human beings CAN dislike canines, no longer absolutely everyone has to love them. in simple terms becuase they are lovable and loving does no longer advise they could't be annoying from time to time. yet i do agree; human beings could desire to do their examine till now they element and settle on. canines have personalities as we do and from time to time vendors or in simple terms human beings oftentimes can shape their personalities. I additionally stay next to diverse little brats who opt for to difficulty our canines as quickly as we are in the returned backyard. they taunt them, run returned and forth by utilising the fence and throw stuff at our canines. And that makes our canines the loudest and maximum disruptive canines on the block becuase the little ones won't leave them on my own (i'm getting scared from time to time if human beings could come knocking on our door becuase of ways loud they are. i think of canine vendors can get a cost for that). and that i think of those brats additionally make our canines extra risky becuase they do no longer possibly be responsive to who to believe each time a individual is close to our homestead.
2016-10-02 05:24:25 · answer #3 · answered by ismail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe gud but i didn't get the Rottweiler one and the Philadelphia beagle one. But thanks 4 sharing the joke...
2007-03-01 09:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Eevaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww, you should open a Christmas Cracker factory
2007-03-01 19:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude not even funny those were the worst jokes i have ever heard
2007-03-01 09:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-03-01 09:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by wii awesome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...
2007-03-01 09:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-01 21:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one !!!
2007-03-01 09:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋