Cold ones
what is stronger an elephant or a snail...a snail he carries his house an elephant carries only his trunk.
whats grey beautiful and wears glass slippers. cinderellephant..
Doctor my elephant isn't well.do you know a good animal doctor....no all the doctors i know are people...
what did the grape say when the elephant stood on it...nothing it just let out a little wine..
2007-03-01 09:34:46 · 9 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
an elephant is looking at a naked man and asks
" how the hell do you breathe through that?"
2007-03-01 09:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rob F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's more difficult that geting a pregnant elephant into a mini car?
getting an elephant pregnant in a mini car
how do you know if you have had an elephant in your fridge?
footprints in the butter
how do you hide an elephant in a tree?
paint its toenails red and make it climb a cherry tree
what's the difference between an elephant and a letter box?
dont know? remind me never to ask you to post a letter!
man has an elephant with a loaf of bread in each ear
'excuse me sir but your elephant has a loaf of bread in each ear!'
'it's none of your business what i have in my sadwiches'
2007-03-01 10:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by frogg135 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Name a great elephant singer, Harry Elephante. 7/10
2007-03-01 09:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the brown gunge between an elephants toes ?
slow natives !
2007-03-01 10:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by bigbro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones :) u seem to have this fetish for elephants....is it with the trunk or..?
2007-03-01 10:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by Eevaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Oldies but goodies
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-01 09:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-01 09:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by wii awesome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY LOL
NOT
2007-03-01 09:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2007-03-01 09:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋