Let's all worship something fun!
2007-03-01 09:29:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure!!! The previous answers are already practiced so now they need to start a non-profit organization, make up impossible laws and doctrines, and start begging for money. How about a pink bunny diety that promotes satisfying the lusts of our flesh at the expense of others health, welfare, rights, and freedoms? The main doctrine could be "if it feels good do it". Oh that one has been practiced but still needs the 501-3,c designation, a big fancy building, and regular meeting times. Religion=man made laws and doctrines.
2007-03-01 09:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by mohayrix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The whole point of religion is to follow the truth and what u r saying is obviously contradicting that. The reason is that just because something is practical does not make it truth and jus because something is not practical (most religions) does not make them false. So if u want to make up a new religion jus so it can be fun then it is not religion it is jus something u r doing for practical reasons. A smoker likes to believe that smoking does not harm him. That would be practical for the smoker but is it the truth? that is what u have to ask yourself!
2007-03-01 17:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Navid D 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Worship me! I'm fun! Plus, I can do somersaults, and I won a Drama Prize when I was 12! AND I can offer salvation, harmony, nirvana, happiness, etc etc.
2007-03-01 17:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How bout we worship humanity.
2007-03-01 17:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Worship" requires drone-like submission. Blah!
2007-03-01 17:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bacchus!
2007-03-01 17:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I TOLD U: The Force baby! Ok, how about Obi-Wan? R2-D2? Oh, come on peole... oh I know. The word all three year olds love.
POOPIE: "our lord, the graceful Poopie, has forgiven our sins by sending down giant globules of guano..."
2007-03-01 17:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Meebleplex!
2007-03-01 17:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK, and you can be our leader. And when people ask my religion I'll say I'm a Honey-Bunny.
2007-03-01 17:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets all worship women with very large breasts.
2007-03-01 17:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋