Or, in if you don't know, how WOULD you fight him/her?
2007-03-01 09:27:38 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ Jazzy™♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gurl, I would make her get mad, then make her throw a punch, so if she hits you first-it's only self defense! So, if she throws the first punch, go psyco on her as*!! Don't feel sad for her, and give up in the middle, here's what you do:
1. Make her throw the first punch
2. Push her then sweep your leg under her while she is backing ^
3. She will fall
4. Get on top of her, then just hold her hair then keep punchin'!
5.She'll be beat, then just stand there...
6. Or, so you won't look stupid, get an audience, so everybody'll watch
7. You wouldn't want to fight when nobody's looking!
8. Also so you won't look stupid, get somebody to break it ^
9. Then just walk home...but please, do it on YOUR street since she lives on it...when you both get off at the bustop.
Hope it works gurl!!! And kik her azz!!
2007-03-01 10:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm also a girl and i tend to punch...screw that hair pulling and scratching. Punch them right in the face hard enough to knock them down and then sit on top of them and continue to punch until there is blood. I do not suggest violence is the answer though and will probably get reported for this answer but its all good. Been in a few fights and I always came out with out a scratch...good luck, but seriously just try talking things out first or whatever it is that non-violent people do. After the fighting is over you may end up in court/jail, with a fine and restraining order against you. Sometimes talking doesn't work, you should find out first if it does though before a physical confrontation. Who knows they may respect you a little more with a bold move like that. GOOD LUCK
2007-03-01 17:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Punch them in the throat or nose. Hitting them in the throat will cause them to have trouble breathing and not be able to fight back. Now you can just start punching like crazy and beat the heck out of them. If you punch them in the nose, usually the eyes water, some times you break there nose, this stuns the person and lets you get a couple of more punches in. The key is to hit first, hit when the person is not ready, and don't let them get a hold of your hair. (girls pull hair a lot and takes away from a fight). If you go to the group and you are on top, hit with your elbows.
2007-03-01 17:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go for vulnerable parts if it's a guy and he's really trying to hurt you. If you don't mind using weapons than I would suggest carrying mace with you all the time. Knives and small concealable pistols are very effective if your state allows concealed weapons. Otherwise I would suggest taking a good martial arts class. It's great for self discipline and fitness as well as a great way to learn to defend yourself.
2007-03-01 17:39:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I take my keys and slap em across the face to show them I don't play around, and usually they won't wanna fight you. I don't use my hands either, I grab whatever I can to severly **** em' up. I don't have time to fist fight, it hurts and I'd rather give out the beatings.
However, I do not fight! It's pointless and childish
2007-03-01 17:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Capo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter how you fight as long as you win. Thare are no rules to fighting so use whatever you can to come out on top. The olny rule I use is "I Will Not Hit A Girl!!!!!!!"
2007-03-01 17:52:02 · answer #6 · answered by denny 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fighting is a sport. Athletic people tend to be better at it, but usually whoever practices more wins. Find a teacher and practice, practice, practice.
2007-03-01 17:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like like to fight but if I had to I guess I would hit them with my cane.
Good luck.
Oldman
2007-03-01 17:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by oldmancripplecrotch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to be physical to best a person. Nothing hurts more than the well placed word. That doesn't mean calling him/her a name. What it means is if you know their weakness verbally flay him/her. OR....
I know when someone is really mad, honking his horn at me etc.- nothing drives them more crazy than me waving and being really friendly - the entire time. They get no satisfaction and that is what it's all about. So, I've won the battle.
2007-03-01 17:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Violence is not the answer....it's a solution that works!!!
2007-03-01 17:33:37 · answer #10 · answered by MusicalChic123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋