who cAST THE FIRST STONE? WAS IT MOSES OR DID MOSES GET STONED?
2007-03-01 09:25:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would like to cast a stone at your English teacher.
2007-03-01 09:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fred Phelps cast the first stone. He didn't like the way Moses was dressed, in a gown and robe, with long hair and a beard. In Moses' time, Phelps was head of the "G-d Hates Fagelehs" movement.
2007-03-01 17:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being silly, Moses cast the first stone, and broke all the commandments at once.
Being serious, God was the one who set up the rules. He chose Moses as his messenger.
2007-03-01 17:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by didjlord 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theologically speaking, God cast the first stone.
2007-03-01 17:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by Rob Diamond 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
David. Goliath never saw it coming.
2007-03-01 17:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you spend hours trying to phrase that question to make you look as stupid as possible?
2007-03-01 17:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by scottyhb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go read the bible plzz
2007-03-01 17:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋