A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The black guy sees the
little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7' 2" tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The black guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" "Are you OK?"
In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What did you say to me again?"
The man says, "I saw the way you were looking at me so I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions every one always asks me. I'm 7'2" tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God!!!
I thought you said 'Turn around.' "
2007-03-01 09:15:15 · 16 answers · asked by Chi-Girli 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aahhhhahahaha! This is a good one! I woulda been scared too if I was him!
2007-03-01 12:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by raegirl22 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one....
hope you like tis...
although it is a bit long
Harry's Exam
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too
smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry
waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
situation was.
The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave.
She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
"Harry, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Harry: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Harry was taking charge.
Harry: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a
dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Harry: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Harry: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
heat and excitement?
Harry: Fire truck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
2007-03-07 06:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
aaahhhhahahaha..Hilarious, didnt expect that. LOL 10/10.
2007-03-08 09:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good I would have fainted too lol
2007-03-09 13:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have just turned around!!
2007-03-02 20:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that was great! I have to send it to my son!
2007-03-09 02:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by Heather H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha funny
i like it
2007-03-06 19:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by Christelle M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2007-03-07 17:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-08 21:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgretchem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dats funny!
2007-03-09 00:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋