it's called the whiskey diet?
ive lost 3 days already.
2007-03-01 09:04:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey foo is that not true!. im scottish and like a drink.
2007-03-01 09:25:23 · update #1
what a simple joke! Even an English man could understand it!
2007-03-01 09:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by SUSIE 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That is as bad as the ancient "Whats the difference between a rich, a poor, and a dead Scotsman?"
A rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed
A poor Scotsman has a can 'o pee under his bed
And a dead Scotsman cana pee at all.
2007-03-01 09:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
strategies: Oh God. I could desire to pass with the aid of THIS now? T_T Voice: KK advantageous in simple terms positioned your finger on a letter that's on the keyboard no longer the alphabet chart and w-r-i-t-e w-o-r-d-s. :)
2016-10-02 05:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by ismail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-01 09:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel-san 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thank you for sharing this humor with us. i laughed and laughed. what fun it is to sign on to answers here. you never know what you are gonna get, just like moma told me years ago. i will send you a joke from my joke book later. share and share alike. lol
2007-03-01 09:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw a Scotsman taking down his wallpaper.
. . Was he redecorating?
No, he was moving.
2007-03-01 09:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by rob u 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL I tried that diet too but only lost one night!!
2007-03-01 09:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jo 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hahahah! OMG! That is sooooo funny! It really is and I get it because my fiance is Scottish!
2007-03-01 09:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Thats not funny !
2007-03-01 09:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-01 09:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by wii awesome 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋