There was this clever scientist who successfully cloned himself. The clone was a perfect duplicate right down to the last detail. The scientist was rather proud of his accomplishment and decided to turn his clone loose on the world. After studying his creation the scientist discovered a flaw in his twin. I t seemed everytime the clone came into contact with somebody the clone cursed and spouted off vulgarities especially to women. Well the scientist was arrested for disturbing the peace,but they arrested the wrong one.
while the original scientist was making bail, the other was continuing his verbal assault on the public. Meanwhile the creator of this maniac was planning a way to end this madness. He eventually lured his clone to the top of a tall building. The scientist, after hearing a stream of profanity pushed his twin off the roof.
When the police arrived they led the scientist away in handcuffs and charged him with making an obscene clone fall.
2007-03-01
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