2007-03-01 08:31:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are two. The first is...
Two guys walk into a bar and they say "Ouch!"
The other is this: Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies.
2007-03-01 08:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00
between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea".
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one
large sausage.
Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any moneyleft at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two Double
Shots of Jack Daniels.
Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get
on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this,
bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the
tenth bar,Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is
sore! And my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the
third bar!"
2007-03-01 17:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by CrazyGirlinaMessedUpWorld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch the boondock saints. youll know the joke when u hear it
2007-03-01 16:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by kevin z 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a man walks up 2 his wife and says i bet you cant tell me some thing to make me happy and mad at the same time.
she says your d1&* is bigger than your brothers
2007-03-01 16:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by lucihini_2000 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
it's immature, but...
Q. how do you make a tissue dance???
A. put a little boogie in it!!!
2007-03-01 17:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by I<3Twilight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure
2007-03-01 17:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by wii awesome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋