I was just wondering if you know of any good combacks which you can use with pretty much any offensive statement...
Anyone of this: Go back to your country if you are an international?
Also, are there any books on comebacks?
2007-03-01 07:44:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"It's not that I don't like you.. It's just that I don't like talking to you"
"Next time, when you have anything to say.. Raise your hand and place it over your bloody mouth!"
"Are you pretending to be stupid or you were born that way?"
"I'd like to run into you someday.. Prefferably when I'm driving."
"I finally saw you.. I knew something was going to be wrong and my day won't be perfect."
-I don't know if there are any books on comebacks.. But I usually invent my own when people piss me off, these are just a few examples lol..
2007-03-01 08:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know of a book, but using your example:
(1) If you have the courage to point me to it, YOU have the courage to lead the way. (2) When I leave, you're coming with me...no matter how near, no matter how far. (3) If I were still considered by citizenship to be an international I would. I know insults are hard to take, but try to "blow them off" when you hear them OR ask God to give you the gift of whit. As long as you aren't hateful, it will serve its purpose...trust me.
2007-03-01 15:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I was in school, a loooonnnngg time ago...the come back wasn't the biggest deal, on who had the best. It was who had the most breath!
For instance:
person 1 -You're ugly
person 2 (all in one breath)
person 2 - oh yea? well you got a lazy eye,
cowlick on the back of the head,
a 3 legged dog, a 1 arm grandpa,
no matching, bad breath, bad
smelling, ear goozing, gimpy walking
no parachuting pant wearing FREAK!
2007-03-01 15:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grab their hand and bend their fingers back.
Give 'um a killer yo mamma joke.
Say something clever, like "To define beautiful, there must be a ugly, so I guess the world does need you" -- or "If I wanted to talk to a butthole, I'd fart."
Or if they say something you don't like, like diss your boyfriend say "Yeah, I read about it in 'Who Cares' magazine." --or "Ok. Log that one away...".
2007-03-01 17:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see... two comebacks that work everytime: Your Face! and Suck It!
2007-03-01 16:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
comback on this answer after who ever said that to you........how can i go back home>>>>your dad has my passport....
2007-03-02 05:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by virgo7134 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There you go...bla! bla! bla! however there are no books on comebacks but you can put what you gather here together
2007-03-01 16:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
say omg what was that sh1t you just said i cant understand toilet but heres a tissue u got a lil boo boo on ya toung
2007-03-01 16:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by lucihini_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u were born in the states but resemble a foreigner and they tell u to go back to ur country just tell them
"I am motherf**ker,_____<--(your state here) lmfao
2007-03-01 15:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I wanted any comeback (*** back) from you I would just get it off your lips
I know...thats gross, but hey it works
2007-03-01 16:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋